1 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:10,787 Richie! 2 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:15,120 - Right on time. - Hey. You're the lawyer? 3 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:17,570 - Ron Laflamme. Great to meet you. - [Grunts] 4 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:19,891 All right, homeboy. Pop a squat. 5 00:00:19,892 --> 00:00:21,442 Start autographing by the flags. 6 00:00:21,445 --> 00:00:23,410 Lot of paper to get through. 7 00:00:29,305 --> 00:00:32,250 So, what do you think? 8 00:00:32,260 --> 00:00:34,305 About? 9 00:00:34,307 --> 00:00:36,640 Jeannie. She's pretty hot, right? 10 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:39,680 Oh. Yeah. No, she's... She's very pretty. 11 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:41,140 Yeah, she is. 12 00:00:41,150 --> 00:00:43,850 Oh, we're doing that. Ok. 13 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:44,659 [Chuckles] 14 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:46,820 So yo, Peter tells me you're popping your cherry with this. 15 00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:48,070 So let me just walk you through it. 16 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,100 That stuff you're signing gives you 17 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:51,359 the convertible note for funding 18 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,940 and establishes you and Peter Gregory 19 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:55,770 as the board members of Pied Piper, 20 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:58,030 incorporated in the State of Delaware. 21 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,369 Ok. Why Delaware? 22 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:05,200 Rich, Rich. Lawyer, not lawyer. I got you. 23 00:01:05,210 --> 00:01:10,760 So, Peter Gregory, big fan of you. 24 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,590 - Oh. - He invited you to his toga party, right? 25 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,960 That's a big deal. Flo Rida's gonna be there. 26 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:16,550 - You like Flo Rida? - Should be fun. 27 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,719 - Yeah, I went to a lot... - See this guitar? 28 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,970 Sergei and Larry from Google signed it. 29 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:25,690 - Both of them. Right there. - Mmm. Mm. 30 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:27,390 [Strums off-tune] 31 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,060 So, Pied Piper. 32 00:01:30,070 --> 00:01:31,739 You're one of Peter's compression plays, huh? 33 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:34,860 Uhh, one of? How many does he have? 34 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:36,870 Not too many. Like six or eight. 35 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,120 Ok. Why are there so many? 36 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:41,790 You know how sea turtles have a shit-ton of babies 37 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,540 because most of them die on their way down to the water? 38 00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:48,290 Peter just wants to make sure that his money makes it to the ocean. 39 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,740 But it seems like you got your shit together. 40 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,580 A lot of these guys come in here 41 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:53,330 and they can do all of the engineering stuff 42 00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:55,580 but they get all hung up on technicalities. 43 00:01:55,590 --> 00:01:59,000 They can't just tell you what their vision for the company is. 44 00:01:59,010 --> 00:02:00,640 Those guys are so fucked. 45 00:02:00,650 --> 00:02:03,640 It's like you need both halves of the brain, right? 46 00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:07,260 The Jobs and the Wozniak. The ying and the yang. 47 00:02:07,270 --> 00:02:09,900 Oh. I think it's "yin". 48 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:12,480 - "Yin"? [Chuckles] - Yeah. 49 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:16,240 - Like "yin and yan?" - No. Like yin and yang. 50 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:19,210 No. It's ying and yang, they're opposites. 51 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:22,440 So, Pied Piper, drop it on me. What is it? 52 00:02:22,450 --> 00:02:25,610 Well, we started off as a music app. 53 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:29,070 - Yuck. - Yeah. Gross. Ugh. 54 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,700 [Awkward chuckle] But we've, uh, we've pivoted since then. 55 00:02:32,710 --> 00:02:34,920 Uh-oh. To what? 56 00:02:34,930 --> 00:02:38,290 Well, our weissman scores are consistently high across all media, 57 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,300 audio, video, meta-data. 58 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:43,800 Actually, that's not true. We've had some trouble encoding 3D video. 59 00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:46,180 I think it's because the pixels change value differently 60 00:02:46,190 --> 00:02:48,875 - than conventional... - [Playing guitar through amplifier] 61 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:04,999 ?Synced and Corrected by 00:03:06,829 Just look at the flow diagram, dude. 63 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:09,620 No, the filter bank is part of the prediction loop. 64 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:13,380 What are you talking about, this is lossless compression. 65 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:16,000 Oh, hey, Big Head, you were there. 66 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:19,330 Why did Richard use a DCT filter bank? 67 00:03:19,340 --> 00:03:22,090 Oh. Um... 68 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:24,740 Not really sure. Richard tried to explain some of this stuff 69 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:26,349 but a lot of it I didn't really understand, 70 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:28,680 so I'd kinda just nod and smile, you know? 71 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:32,900 Can you at least help us figure out this insane DFT spider web he's using? 72 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:37,200 [Chortles] 73 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:40,020 Dude, do you understand any of this? 74 00:03:40,030 --> 00:03:41,275 [Chuckles] 75 00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:47,080 I eat the fish. 76 00:03:47,090 --> 00:03:49,039 I understand you eat the fish. 77 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,780 But when you clean the fish 78 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:53,970 you can't leave the fish head and guts and shit in the sink. 79 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:55,879 Because the whole house smells like a bait station. 80 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:00,210 So you gotta put it in the trash and then take the trash out. 81 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:02,389 Do you understand? 82 00:04:02,390 --> 00:04:04,389 Yes. I eat the fish. 83 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:07,270 Motherfuck! 84 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,800 Do you know how awkward it is to not be able to describe your own company? 85 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:12,350 Like, I built Pied Piper and you could see it 86 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,770 but I can't really describe to you what it is 87 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:16,980 even though I kind of know where I'm going. 88 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:20,060 You do realize we quit working on our own apps to work for you, right? 89 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:23,700 Shouldn't you more than "Kind of know where you're going?" 90 00:04:23,710 --> 00:04:25,920 Because that's basically what the CEO does. 91 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:28,400 I do. Sort of. 92 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:31,249 [Richard] Ok, it's like trying to tell someone how to get somewhere, 93 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:33,320 even though you don't really know the exact address. Right? 94 00:04:33,330 --> 00:04:36,330 Like, how do you do that? Because you can't just say "Go to 415 elm street," 95 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:37,880 because you don't even know what that is. Right? 96 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:40,580 So you have to say, you know, "Go straight down that big road 97 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:42,220 and take a right at the weird thing." 98 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:43,550 But, you can't describe what that weird thing is 99 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,929 because you just know it as a weird thing, you know, 100 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:47,390 in your head. You always have. 101 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,970 Is that weird thing in your head an aneurysm? 102 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:52,890 Richard, I'm just gonna recap for a second, 103 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:55,260 um, you turned down ten million dollars 104 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:59,070 to be able to develop something that you, as the head of the company, 105 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,949 can't even describe to another human being? 106 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:05,910 I say this only to motivate you. 107 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:10,110 Ok, so I have been instructed to remove you 108 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,610 from the list of employees assigned to the Nucleus project. 109 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:16,920 You will no longer receive any Nucleus related communications, 110 00:05:16,930 --> 00:05:20,760 uh, file reports, or attend any Nucleus meetings. 111 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:22,740 Any questions? 112 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:26,139 Uh, no. That's... That's pretty clear. 113 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:27,730 Great. 114 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:30,180 Am I being reassigned to something else? 115 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:34,770 Not that I am aware of. At this time. No. 116 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:36,350 Wait, so then am I being fired? 117 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,819 Because I have a three year contract and my stock options... 118 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:42,149 Ok. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody is being fired. Ok? 119 00:05:42,150 --> 00:05:45,010 Look, a contract is a contract. 120 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:50,370 You know. You've got a contract. And I've got a contract. We all have contracts. 121 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:54,160 And-and here at Hooli, contracts are honored. 122 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:57,380 Um... yours and mine. 123 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,250 Everybody's. So, um... 124 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,670 Have I made that perfectly clear? 125 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:04,000 Yeah, no. That's clear. 126 00:06:04,010 --> 00:06:11,519 But, when I come into work tomorrow, what do I... do? 127 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:17,350 That is unclear. At this time. 128 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:23,359 - [Dance music playing] - [Chatter] 129 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,400 Shoulda worn more than my underwear and a bed sheet. 130 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:29,990 - Underwear? Pussy. - Yeah. I'm with him. 131 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,910 This is the type of evening that requires free-balling. 132 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,709 Oh. I'm gonna take my underwear off too. 133 00:06:37,710 --> 00:06:40,120 Richard! Hey, you made it! 134 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:45,120 So Peter met with Laflamme today and signed the paperwork, 135 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:48,389 which means Pied Piper is officially launched. 136 00:06:48,390 --> 00:06:51,850 Uh, why didn't you tell me about all the other compression plays Peter was seeding? 137 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:56,300 What? No... because it's nothing you need to worry about. 138 00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:58,899 Because none of those other companies have your vision. 139 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:01,110 - My vision? - Exactly. 140 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,310 Speaking of which, Peter really wants you to come in on Friday 141 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,810 to chat about big picture stuff. 142 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:06,530 You know, lay out your vision in broad strokes. 143 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:08,610 - Broad strokes... For the vision of the... - Uh-huh. 144 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:11,700 Well, uh, Pied Piper is compression and we all know that. 145 00:07:11,710 --> 00:07:15,740 So we don't need to talk about that... but I could because I'm the CEO. 146 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:21,419 Pied Piper takes the data... And... smaller. To smaller. 147 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:24,250 And, also, there's more. 148 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:28,330 - It compresses the data overall... - Yeah, I... 149 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:32,140 Excuse me. See you Friday. Hi Tom. 150 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:33,760 [Groans] 151 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:37,599 [Hip-hop music playing] 152 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,810 [Gilfoyle] Richard, pace yourself, buddy. 153 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:45,230 You know, I wish this was Roman times. You know? 154 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,820 Life was simpler back then. 155 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:49,320 Simpler for you. I would have been a slave. 156 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:52,570 There's still time. 157 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:56,580 Cool costume. Where'd you get it? 158 00:07:56,590 --> 00:07:58,660 Uhh... 159 00:07:58,670 --> 00:08:00,280 - Uh, my bed. - [Laughs] 160 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:03,290 - You're funny! - Oh. 161 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,290 I'm Brooke and this is my friend Anastasia. 162 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,840 Hi. 163 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:09,299 - Hi. - What's up, guys? 164 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:11,090 - [Giggling] - Uh... 165 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,340 So-so-so, how do you know Peter Gregory? 166 00:08:13,350 --> 00:08:15,639 - Oh, through work. - Mm-hmm. 167 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,130 We're actresses. 168 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:20,640 Cool. Uh, what type of actressing you work? 169 00:08:20,650 --> 00:08:22,190 Oh, we're working right now. 170 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,310 Our startup sources actors to parties to liven things up 171 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:30,150 and get into conversations with guests and be interested in them. 172 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,489 [Richard] Oh. Neat. 173 00:08:32,490 --> 00:08:35,230 So, uh, who else is paid to be here? 174 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:38,620 Pretty much anyone that's over a seven is with us, 175 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:40,999 and anyone that's under a three is a guest. 176 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,620 - It's a really fun job. Plus, - Yeah. 177 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:48,160 Um, I get to work with my boyfriend. 178 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:49,929 - [Music changes] - Yo, yo, party people, 179 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,179 y'all ready to get crazy? 180 00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:53,300 - [Cheering] - Is that Flo Rida? 181 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:55,771 - No idea. - Y'all ready to take this party 182 00:08:55,772 --> 00:08:57,770 to a whole 'nother level? 183 00:08:57,930 --> 00:09:00,390 It's time to meet the original O.G. Gangster, 184 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,019 cash money mobster. 185 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:04,350 Y'all put your hands together for my brother! 186 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:09,480 The illest, the chillest, emperor of Rome, big Pete Gregory! 187 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:17,110 [Applause, cheers] 188 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,375 He is the illest and the chillest? 189 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:33,840 - Big Pete Gregory! - [Cheering] 190 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:36,290 Thank you, Florida. 191 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:39,930 Welcome to the Peter Gregory foundation's 192 00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:42,520 fourth annual orgy of caring. 193 00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:47,050 The first three were fine. 194 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:50,360 I hope that you enjoy the party. 195 00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:55,230 There is a second bar in back 196 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:58,450 where the line is much shorter. 197 00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:01,740 Thank you. I'm finished. 198 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:04,570 - [Applause] - That was very abrupt. 199 00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:11,330 [Hip-hop music playing] 200 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:18,970 - So this is a rap concert? - Yep. 201 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:22,140 Holy shit, look at Erlich! 202 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:26,269 How the fuck did he get up there? 203 00:10:26,270 --> 00:10:28,650 Man. See, that's what I wish I had. 204 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,600 It's like, I don't have any... 205 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:33,350 - Game. - Game, yes! That's it. 206 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,650 You know, I always knew I was missing something 207 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:38,070 and then someone explained to me the concept of game, 208 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:45,830 I remember very distinctly thinking, "That's what I don't have. Game." 209 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,167 Sorry. 210 00:10:53,760 --> 00:11:05,680 [Ringing] 211 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:07,670 - Hello? - What's up, Richie Rich? 212 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,649 Great seeing you last night, buddy. 213 00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:11,640 Just wanted you to know I had my associate 214 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:15,230 draft up everything like we talked about and it is all good. 215 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,230 Just emailed you the board consent which appoints your new board member. 216 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,620 So just print it, sign it, get it to Gregory to sign and it is donezo. 217 00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:25,740 Uh, new board member, what? 218 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,570 It's in the pdf, you'll see. 219 00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:30,020 All right, homey, I gotta go. My enema guy is here. 220 00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:35,630 Gary! Namaste! 221 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:38,970 Pied Piper incorporated amended board of directors. 222 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:43,800 Richard Hendricks, Peter Gregory... Erlich Bachman? 223 00:11:43,810 --> 00:11:45,420 Oh, my God. 224 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:49,340 - [Knocking on door] - Is sleeping beauty awake? 225 00:11:49,350 --> 00:11:51,480 Yes, she is. 226 00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:55,689 Oh, boy. Here, I brought you something for your stomach. 227 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:59,029 Be forewarned, the orange juice has vodka in it. 228 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:01,240 Little hair of the dog. [Chuckles] 229 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:05,660 What exactly happened last night, from your side? 230 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:08,200 We happened, Richard. And the best part is, 231 00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:11,500 we can relive it whenever we want to. 232 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:13,080 [Chatter from video] 233 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:15,620 We're two halves of the same brain! 234 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:18,379 Whoa! You complete me! 235 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:21,280 Don't ever say that again! Do you understand me? 236 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,889 I will beat the shit out of you. 237 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:24,550 Yo, yo, get that camera out my face. 238 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,210 - [Erlich] Come on, Mr... Ok, ok. - Get the camera out my face! 239 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:29,229 - Look at this part. - I'm asking this fat, 240 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:30,740 - beautiful man - [Laughing] 241 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,520 In front of God and the Flo Rider 242 00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:36,220 and this white, weird cocaine statue 243 00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:41,110 - to be on the Pied Piper board of directors. - Yes! 244 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,570 - A thousand times, yes! - He's doin' it! 245 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:46,150 - Shake on it. - It's a deal. 246 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,036 [Whispers] Oh, no. 247 00:12:48,037 --> 00:12:50,249 Plus, we have this for the Pied Piper documentary 248 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,710 that we're eventually gonna make. 249 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,290 We're making history together, partner. 250 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:57,880 [Sighs] 251 00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:00,330 Are you dressed like Steve Jobs? 252 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,300 Oh, am I? [Chuckles] 253 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:05,480 Well, I suppose Steve and I always have shared a similar aesthetic. 254 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:25,440 [Whistles] Hey. Little help? 255 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,860 Oh. Ok. 256 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:30,892 - [Grunts] - [Hacky sack hits wall] 257 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,960 - Here you go. - Thanks, man. 258 00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:52,449 - Sorry about the throw. Bursitis. - Yeah. 259 00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:55,440 Uh, so, you guys having a meeting up here? 260 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:58,110 [Quiet laughter] 261 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,520 No. Not exactly. 262 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:03,890 We're all currently... unassigned. 263 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:04,819 How about you? 264 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:06,700 - Yeah. Unassigned. - Yeah. 265 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,780 - [Chuckles] - That's cool. 266 00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:11,159 [Man] Yeah. 267 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,990 How could you put Erlich on the board? 268 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,460 What were you thinking? 269 00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:16,999 You don't put someone inside the company on the board. 270 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,839 Then he and Peter Gregory can vote you out. 271 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,830 Yeah. You gotta find an outsider you trust. Like your mom. 272 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:28,140 I'd put Erlich on the board before my mom. Backstabbing bitch. 273 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,840 Guys, I was drunk, ok? 274 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:32,090 You know, I half-jokingly said to Gilfoyle last night. 275 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,349 "It looks like Richard is going to suck Erlich's dick." 276 00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:36,349 But that would be reasonable compared to this. 277 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:39,510 Richard, um, could I speak to you? 278 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:48,020 Ok. Yeah. 279 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:50,790 He's the least cool guy I've ever met. 280 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,030 I heard about what's been happening. 281 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,610 I have to say, I'm a little disappointed. 282 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,250 Yeah, I don't... I don't know what I was thinking. 283 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:01,170 Yes. I mean, um, 284 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:04,460 is there a reason I wasn't invited to the party? 285 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,970 Is there some sense that I'm not part of the gang? 286 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,790 What? Uh, Jared. 287 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:13,510 Of course not. It was just an oversight. 288 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,970 I mean, we weren't even sure if we were gonna go. 289 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:19,520 Uh-huh. And what was it like there? 290 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:21,720 Were there gelatin shots? 291 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:26,310 No. No, uh, it was stupid and loud. 292 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,810 Uh, honestly, you're better off. 293 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,360 I suppose. I had a fine night. 294 00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:35,200 I... I had some palak paneer and I watched a documentary about Liberia. 295 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:40,070 But then I woke up to this, um, unexpected development. 296 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,589 Do you... do you really want Erlich on the board? 297 00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:46,080 - Because I'll support you... - No. I don't. At all. 298 00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:49,050 I was just drunk. 299 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,720 I don't know how to get out of it. 300 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,890 I mean, what am I going to say to Peter Gregory? 301 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:56,599 Well, if you don't sign the documents, and you don't give them to Peter Gregory, 302 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,599 then it won't happen. Simple as that. 303 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:03,260 Really? I... Wow. Ok. 304 00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:08,650 [Sighs] That is a relief, Jared. Thanks. 305 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:11,020 I'm... I'm glad you're around. 306 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:14,070 Well, keep that in mind for future parties. 307 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,160 [Chuckles] 308 00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:18,360 Honestly, sometimes we forget you're here. 309 00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:20,280 - Oh... - [Erlich] You guys, company photo time 310 00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:21,620 out back. Let's go! 311 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:24,670 Uh, Gilfoyle, ok, off to the center a little bit. 312 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,170 Like your personality. No, no, no, no. 313 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:29,370 Dinesh, leave it unbuttoned. We want you to look like shit. 314 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:30,930 Makes for a better "before" photo. 315 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,710 But you're wearing a jacket. 316 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,010 Yeah, because I'm the genius marketer. 317 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,100 I'm not a code freak like you guys. 318 00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:40,470 Besides, I'm wearing sandals so I am iconoclasting a little bit. 319 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,190 Oh, good. Jared. Ugh. What the fuck is with that vest? 320 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,360 Right over here. As if you're sort of a late addition 321 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:50,360 that may not stick around for the entire duration of the company. 322 00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:53,310 And then, Richard. There you go. The man of the hour. 323 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,070 Ok. We'll take a few like this, 324 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,620 and then... Just Richard and I. 325 00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,960 Because at the end of the day, 326 00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:04,610 people only want to see a picture of the board members. 327 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:08,800 It... Actually, it's, um... 328 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,750 You're not gonna be a board member. 329 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,050 - What? - [Camera beeping] 330 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:14,350 [Camera clicks] 331 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,420 I'm in year three of a five year deal 332 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,310 and, Matt, you got what, like three years left? 333 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,390 Yeah. We all got acquired by Hooli, 334 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,930 when we didn't work out, none of us got reassigned. 335 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:28,480 Because Gavin believes in this Japanese form of management 336 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:31,850 where not being assigned is the most shameful outcome. 337 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,740 [Laughter] 338 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,440 Yeah, it does feel uncomfortable. 339 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:39,190 Nah. Give it a week or two, you'll get, like, numb to it. 340 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,910 Well, why are you guys still coming in? 341 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,030 Rest and vest. 342 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,750 Oh... because in order to fully vest your options, 343 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,379 you've gotta wait until your contracts are up. 344 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,840 - I get it. - You catch on slow. 345 00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:53,210 You'll fit right in here. 346 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:56,049 Lunch? Arby's on El Camino? I'll drive. 347 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:58,350 No, let's walk. It'll take longer. 348 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,460 Gotta do something to fill the day, right? 349 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,550 I was drunk! You took advantage of me! 350 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,440 - Man, they are really going at it. - [Erlich continues yelling] 351 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:09,899 So, um... last night, what was the girl situation? 352 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,001 Shhh. 353 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,569 And after all I've given up for this company. 354 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:14,450 Oh, what have you given up? 355 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,950 I owned ten percent of Dinesh's app, ten percent of Gilfoyle's app. 356 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,030 - Multiple potential streams of income. - Sure. 357 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,740 Not to mention that a hundred percent of the team 358 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,870 that you have, were all guys that I recruited for this house. 359 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,414 That must be worth something to me. 360 00:18:27,415 --> 00:18:29,849 It is! Ten percent of Pied Piper! 361 00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:32,150 For which I forewent, yes, that's a real word, 362 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,980 - one million dollars. - Mmm. 363 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,990 I supported you, Richard. I bet on you. 364 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,490 And now you're just gonna give me a seat on the board, only to retract that offer?! 365 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,830 I can't even remember doing that! 366 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,160 Oh, really? Well, do you remember this particular dick-bag I got on video? 367 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:48,960 - [Sighs] - Because you did. 368 00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:51,830 Put it away. 369 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,500 It's right here. 370 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,140 Goddammit. 371 00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:57,179 I've seen the video. 372 00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,920 It's the wrong album, just give me a sec... 373 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,260 You know what? Fuck it! You offering me a position 374 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,590 on this board and reneging it 375 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,260 is a perfect example of you having no vision, 376 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,730 no balls and no game. 377 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,320 Maybe he did blow him. 378 00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:13,190 - Well, love and hate... It's all passion. - [Erlich continues yelling] 379 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,990 And if that's the kind of company you wanna run, 380 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,320 well, then, fine. 381 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,780 God help you. 'Cause I sure as hell ain't. 382 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,539 Uh, what are you doing? 383 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:21,950 You give your loyalty to somebody... 384 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,800 - Let me help you. - Don't touch! 385 00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:29,700 - I can do it myself. - All right. 386 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,240 I just put it back on. Goddammit! 387 00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:36,719 Ok. Read that back to me. 388 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,600 "Pied Piper's mission is to bring its unique compression algorithm 389 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:41,036 - to a variety..." - One thing you should know about 390 00:19:41,037 --> 00:19:44,059 living in this house is I do not tolerate substance abuse. 391 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,550 There's no drinking and lying in this house. 392 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,360 I should have made that more clear to some of the current residents. 393 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:51,810 Like this one. Don't mind him. 394 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,450 He'll be gone soon when his company cakes its pants. 395 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:58,730 Hopefully, Jurgen, you'll be able to bring a more positive element to the house. 396 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:02,150 Let me show you the room I'm offering. Some of his stuff is still in there, 397 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,540 but, as I mentioned, it will soon be gone. 398 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:08,210 Once his company cakes its pants. 399 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,580 It's ok. Just take a breath. 400 00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,500 It's fine. I'm fine. Uh, we just... 401 00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:14,750 Let's get through this. Ok, so, read this back to me. 402 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,830 - "Pied Piper's mission..." - Hey, guys. 403 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,840 Hope you don't mind, the front door was just open. 404 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,220 Hi, Big Head. What's up? 405 00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:25,099 Honestly? Nothing. I've just been sitting around all day. 406 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,269 Not working. It's weird, you know? 407 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:32,680 - [Sighs] - Yeah. 408 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,320 - So, what's up with you guys? - [Rattling] 409 00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,570 We're just sort of... 410 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:39,070 We're getting ready for this big Peter Gregory meeting. 411 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,830 And we have... we have a lot of work to do, so... 412 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,750 Cool. Very cool. 413 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,280 [Rattling continues] 414 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,670 You know, Richard, the irony is that if you had taken the ten million, 415 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,469 you'd be kicking back with a ton of money right now and I'd still be working. 416 00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:58,760 But you didn't, obviously. And now I've got nothing to do, 417 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:03,460 I'm rolling in it, and you're working your ass off. 418 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,979 Life's funny isn't it? 419 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:08,800 You guys want to walk to Arby's, 420 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:14,610 maybe grab a bite, play a little hacky sack? 421 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:17,819 Yeah. I should probably get back to work, anyway. 422 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:20,730 I mean, not work, exactly, I don't... 423 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:25,120 I don't work. But, you know, just get back to Hooli. 424 00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:27,990 Sit around all day and get paid a bunch of money to do nothing. 425 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:32,990 [Chuckles] Weird. 426 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,669 - You ready? - [Sighs] 427 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,830 You know what you're going to say? You want to run it by me? 428 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,050 No, no. I got this. Fuck Erlich. 429 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:42,349 You know, I turned down ten million dollars to build this thing. 430 00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:45,560 You want vision, I will show you fucking vision. 431 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:49,010 I like this new angry side to you. 432 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:51,150 Being around angry people relaxes me, 433 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,010 because I know where I stand. 434 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,930 [Sucks teeth] 435 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,850 Oh, shoot. I think I got something stuck in my teeth. 436 00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:59,815 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom, check it out. I'll be back in a sec. 437 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:20,380 Richard, it's Jared. Are you ok? 438 00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:24,260 [Door unlocks] 439 00:22:24,270 --> 00:22:28,889 [Water running] 440 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:33,550 Hey buddy, what's... going on here? 441 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,060 I thought I had something in my teeth, 442 00:22:36,070 --> 00:22:39,530 but when I looked over, right? I looked in the mirror like this, 443 00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:41,480 uh, my pants they hit the countertop, 444 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,570 and it must have some water on there, right? 445 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:46,239 So I got a spot on my pants, kinda looked like I pissed myself like a big baby. 446 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,290 So what I did was, I just took off all my pants 447 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,450 and I put it in the water just to make it all completely wet. 448 00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:52,120 You know, that way I figured no one would really notice. 449 00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:54,419 So, you know, it wouldn't be as bad. I've got it under control. 450 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:55,790 I've sorted it out. We're good. 451 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,589 Yes. So you felt this wouldn't look as bad. 452 00:22:59,590 --> 00:23:02,089 - Understood. - Yeah. 453 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:05,250 But, Richard? Um... 454 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:09,090 Consider that maybe this might not be the best choice for the meeting? 455 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:12,980 Yeah. Holy... 456 00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,760 What the fuck am I doing? 457 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:17,900 I can't go like this to the meeting. 458 00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:19,439 Jared. I have no vision. 459 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,650 Yes, you do. 460 00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:24,520 - I believe in you... - No, no, I literally have no vision. 461 00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:28,030 All I see is stars and swirls. I cannot see right now. 462 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,530 - Ok, let's get your pants on. - [Knock on door] 463 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:32,860 [Monica] Jared? Richard? Are you in there? 464 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:36,080 Ohh. 465 00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:38,290 Hey, there's some weather over the ocean 466 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,200 so Peter would love to get started. Are you guys ready? 467 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,290 Yep. All good. Be there in a jiffy. 468 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:44,710 - Ok. - [Richard] Oh. 469 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,510 Jared, I'm on a carpet in a bathroom. 470 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:51,550 Yeah, ok. Um, I know this isn't the best thing to say 471 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,470 to someone having a panic attack, 472 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,520 but we need to hurry here. 473 00:23:55,530 --> 00:23:58,649 - Doing ok? - Yes, much better. 474 00:23:58,650 --> 00:24:02,030 Nope. Worse. 475 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,530 Richard, you're gonna listen to me if you know what's good for you. 476 00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:06,694 - Erlich. - I may have been wrong 477 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:07,569 about being a board member 478 00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:10,570 and I may be wrong about being the Steve Jobs in our relationship. 479 00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:13,650 But I do know this, you are the Steve Wozniak. 480 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,870 And no Woz should go into a meeting like that alone. 481 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,244 - No. Actually... - So if you'll just let me come in, 482 00:24:20,245 --> 00:24:21,889 then I won't speak. 483 00:24:21,890 --> 00:24:24,300 And I just think you should have somebody in there 484 00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:27,630 who will actually have your back. 485 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,250 Ok. No, I... Erlich, I want you to be in there. 486 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,170 Ok... wait, what? 487 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,840 Yes, and I need you to do all the talking. 488 00:24:33,850 --> 00:24:36,390 Because I feel like if I do I'm gonna puke all over Peter Gregory. 489 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,980 Oh, ok. Wow. 490 00:24:38,990 --> 00:24:41,350 That was easier than I... All the talking? 491 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:44,529 Oh, Erlich, you're here too? 492 00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:47,320 - Ok. Come on in, guys. - Um, I'm going to stay here, I think. 493 00:24:47,330 --> 00:24:50,520 Because I look absurd. 494 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:52,940 Yeah. Yeah, ok. 495 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:57,450 - So what are you going to say? - Fuck, I don't know. 496 00:24:57,460 --> 00:25:00,670 [Sighs] 497 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,549 [Water dripping] 498 00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:05,460 Today's user wants access to all of their files 499 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:08,090 from all their devices instantly. 500 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,510 That's why cloud-based is the holy grail. 501 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,559 Now Dropbox is winning, 502 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,460 but when it comes to audio and video files, 503 00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:17,050 they might as well be called Dripbox. 504 00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:18,940 [Chuckles] 505 00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:24,640 Using our platform, Pied Piper users would be able to compress all their files 506 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:29,239 to the point where they truly can access them instantly. 507 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,060 We control the pipe, 508 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:32,820 they just use it. 509 00:25:32,830 --> 00:25:35,617 That's the vision in Richard Hendricks' head. 510 00:25:45,390 --> 00:25:48,020 Sure. 511 00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:50,590 Sounds fine. 512 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,929 Oh, I received an email from Ron Laflamme 513 00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:58,430 saying that this gentleman 514 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,900 is going to be our third board member? 515 00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:04,770 Uhh... 516 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,900 Yes. Yes. 517 00:26:06,910 --> 00:26:10,650 Uh, Erlich helped me with all this stuff. He's very talented. 518 00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:14,660 I need him as a partner. 519 00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:16,842 Fine. 520 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,799 It's ok for you to leave now. 521 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:32,340 All right, ok. 522 00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:36,480 Wait, is that you and Gavin Belson? 523 00:26:36,490 --> 00:26:39,470 Yes. It's an old photograph. 524 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,700 Were you guys friends? 525 00:26:41,710 --> 00:26:44,390 I thought so. 526 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:49,610 Good-bye. 527 00:26:49,620 --> 00:26:51,610 - How'd it go? - [Shoes squishing] 528 00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:54,650 That was amazing. I mean, that was like everything in my head but, like, clear. 529 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,780 Did you just make that up on the spot? 530 00:26:56,790 --> 00:26:59,829 Yeah. We should probably write some of it down. 531 00:26:59,830 --> 00:27:02,999 Yeah. Well, look. I gotta be honest, 532 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,669 I mean, I can't tell you how much this means. 533 00:27:05,670 --> 00:27:08,460 You really saved my ass even after I was such a dick to you. 534 00:27:08,470 --> 00:27:10,670 - You're making up! - What else could I do, Richard? 535 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,420 You're my Wozniak. 536 00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:17,150 - And I will always be... - [Groans] 537 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,649 - [Grunts] - Motherfu... 538 00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:29,650 ?Synced and Corrected by Seppuku17? ?www.addic7ed.com? 539 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:34,250 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0